I like to compare things. I like comparing our network to other networks. I enjoy seeing contests and asking myself how I can adapt it for a contest with Sportsman Channel. When I see slogans my mind automatically thinks of ways to spin it for the hunting/shooting/fishing crowd. For example, HGTV has a new contest called “HGTV’d.” I don’t even know what it is about, but as soon as I saw the commercial, I was wondering if we could get our viewers “Sportsman’d”
My latest comparison inspiration came from a life-coach blog. (You know I love those life coaches, read a post about it here.) This one is called “Your Courageous Life” and she’s promoting a “Stillness Retreat” in early March in California. The description says “you’ll be surrounded by the smells of cedar and eucalyptus, with the ocean just a ten-minute walk away.” I gathered the purpose of the retreat is to find peace and quiet to write, meditate with the opportunity to unwind and get a downward dog or two in there.

Stillness by Lady-bug
I sort of grunted when I read the retreat description. As in, does she make money doing a “stillness retreat?” Do people not have the time/energy to just be still for an hour or an afternoon? That they need to travel somewhere and PAY someone for the pleasure of being alone and still?
I already know the answer is “yes” to all of the above. We are so busy, so tied up, so stressed we need to pay someone for the pleasure of stilling our body and minds.
But I have news for you over-stressed folk – there is another way and it’s FREE!
It’s called Being Outdoors.
For those who hunt deer in a treestand, would you say you are practicing stillness for those 4-5 hours?
For those who hunt turkey in blind, are quieting your mind and body so as not to alert any sharp-eyed turkeys?
For those who fly fish or just drop a line in a smooth stream, don’t you have a quiet focus about you as you perfect your cast or tie your fly?
Granted you don’t have your journal or laptop with you as you do these things, but I’ve heard hundreds of stories of fellow hunters who’ve solved problems, created lists and generally sorted out their life while in a treestand. Call it therapy.
So if the outdoors industry could capitalize on these “Stillness Retreats,” I think we could really get some stress-out suburbanites enjoying the outdoors with us.
The ad would say something along the lines of:
Be surrounded by the smells of pine and fresh moss, with a gurgling mountain spring just steps away. Be able to contemplate the meaning of life and organize your mind’s “to-do” list while sitting comfortably in a safely enclosed area with your own private view of the forest. (This is my version of a blind in corporate speak) Back at the cabin, a quilted bed and roaring fireplace welcome you to share your day’s journey with your comrades. And you can bring your camera, journal and laptop, as you’ll have plenty of time during the day to capture memories. All the while you are surrounded by quiet….Stillness.